{"id":289,"date":"2014-12-21T21:00:15","date_gmt":"2014-12-21T19:00:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=289"},"modified":"2014-12-21T21:00:15","modified_gmt":"2014-12-21T19:00:15","slug":"10-clues-that-youve-gone-overboard-on-home-improvement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=289","title":{"rendered":"10 Clues That You’ve Gone Overboard On Home Improvement"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. You’ve built a drive-thru car wash in the second slot of your 2-car garage.<\/li>\n
  2. You’ll use any excuse to add a new room onto the house, including needing more space for the newest addition to the family — your daughter’s goldfish Buffy.<\/li>\n
  3. Even Martha Stewart has deemed your multi-level, hydraulically-operated kitchen is “a bit overdone.”<\/li>\n
  4. You’ve converted the standard stall shower into a “bathing waterfall,” complete with tropical plants.<\/li>\n
  5. Your rear-projection, surround-sound TV room can comfortably seat 43, and you’re trying to make arrangements with Universal for first run films.<\/li>\n
  6. Your dog has a duplex dog house out back, even though he sleeps in bed with you every night.<\/li>\n
  7. The local building department says you can’t add a fourth floor to a house that was originally zoned as a single level dwelling.<\/li>\n
  8. You bought and demolished your next door neighbors house to make room for an Olympic size swimming pool.<\/li>\n
  9. You’ve installed a small freight elevator going to your attic.<\/li>\n
  10. You’ve built an FAA-approved helipad on your roof.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
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    You’ve built a drive-thru car wash in the second slot of your 2-car garage. You’ll use any excuse to add a new room onto the house, including needing more space for the newest addition to the family — your daughter’s goldfish Buffy. Even Martha Stewart has deemed your multi-level, hydraulically-operated kitchen is “a bit overdone.” […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[797,813,924,1250],"class_list":["post-289","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-around-the-house","tag-home-improvement","tag-house","tag-lists","tag-renovation"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=289"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}