{"id":2885,"date":"2015-01-15T14:29:17","date_gmt":"2015-01-15T12:29:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2885"},"modified":"2015-01-15T14:29:17","modified_gmt":"2015-01-15T12:29:17","slug":"excerpts-from-landlords-letters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2885","title":{"rendered":"Excerpts from Landlords&#8217; Letters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlords&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk. Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny color and not fit to drink.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Would you please send a man to repair my downspout. I am an old age pensioner and need it straight away.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;When the workmen were here they put their tools in my wife&#8217;s new drawers and made a mess. Please send men with clean tools to finish the job and keep my wife happy.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlords&#8230; &#8220;The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.&#8221; &#8220;I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.&#8221; &#8220;This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door.&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[1251],"class_list":["post-2885","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funlists","tag-renters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2885","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2885"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2885\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2885"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2885"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2885"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}