{"id":2874,"date":"2015-01-15T14:21:29","date_gmt":"2015-01-15T12:21:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2874"},"modified":"2015-01-15T14:21:29","modified_gmt":"2015-01-15T12:21:29","slug":"insurance-companys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2874","title":{"rendered":"Insurance Companys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How can you tell what company an insurance man works for? That&#8217;s easy&#8230; just watch to see who he sleeps with&#8230;.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<p><li>1st Insurance man &#8211; sleeps with own wife<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s &#8220;Home Insurance&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>2nd Insurance man &#8211; sleeps with girl friend<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s &#8220;Mutual Benefit<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>3rd Insurance man &#8211; sleeps with chorus girl<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s &#8220;New York Life&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>4th Insurance man &#8211; sleeps with secretary<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s &#8220;Employees Mutual Benefit&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>5th Insurance man &#8211; sleeps with hotel maid<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s &#8220;Travelers Aid&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>6th Insurance man &#8211; sleeps with woman next door<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s &#8220;Royal Neighbors&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>7th Insurance man &#8211; sleeps with old maid<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s  &#8220;Prudential&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>8th Insurance man &#8211; sleeps with grandma<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s &#8220;Old Age Assistance&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>9th Insurance man &#8211; sleeps with nobody<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s &#8220;John Hancock&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>10th Insurance man &#8211; sleeps with anybody<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s &#8220;Metropolitan&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>11th Insurance man &#8211; sleeps with boyfriend<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s &#8220;Odd Fellow&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>12th Insurance man &#8211; sleeps with Charlie McCarthy<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s &#8220;Lumbermans Mutual&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>In case anyone gets pregnant from all of this,<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s &#8220;Industrial Accident&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How can you tell what company an insurance man works for? That&#8217;s easy&#8230; just watch to see who he sleeps with&#8230;. 1st Insurance man &#8211; sleeps with own wife That&#8217;s &#8220;Home Insurance&#8221; 2nd Insurance man &#8211; sleeps with girl friend That&#8217;s &#8220;Mutual Benefit 3rd Insurance man &#8211; sleeps with chorus girl That&#8217;s &#8220;New York Life&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[70],"tags":[847],"class_list":["post-2874","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-work","tag-insurance"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2874","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2874"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2874\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2874"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2874"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2874"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}