{"id":2872,"date":"2015-01-15T14:20:17","date_gmt":"2015-01-15T12:20:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2872"},"modified":"2015-01-15T14:20:17","modified_gmt":"2015-01-15T12:20:17","slug":"information-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2872","title":{"rendered":"Information, Please!"},"content":{"rendered":"

“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”<\/p>\n

“Would you spell that, please?”<\/p>\n

“Certainly. C as in sea. A as in aye. S as in sea. E as in eye. W as in why. A as in are. Y as in you.”<\/p>\n

“Just a minute, sir. I’ll connect you with my supervisor.”<\/p>\n

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“Information. Can I help you?”<\/p>\n

“I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”<\/p>\n

“One moment, please.” Pause. “I’m sorry sir, I have no listing for a Theodore Guild.”<\/p>\n

“No, no. It isn’t a person. It’s an organization. It’s Theater Guild.”<\/p>\n

“I told you, sir. I have no listing for a Theodore Guild.”<\/p>\n

“Not *Theodore*! *Theater*! The word is *theater*. T-H-E-A-T-E-R!”<\/p>\n

“That, *sir*, is NOT the way you spell Theodore.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.” “Would you spell that, please?” “Certainly. C as in sea. A as in aye. S as in sea. E as in eye. W as in why. A as in are. Y as in you.” “Just a minute, sir. I’ll connect you with my supervisor.” “Information. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[53],"tags":[1105],"class_list":["post-2872","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-say-what","tag-operator"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2872","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2872"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2872\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2872"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2872"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2872"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}