{"id":2868,"date":"2015-01-15T14:16:43","date_gmt":"2015-01-15T12:16:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2868"},"modified":"2015-01-15T14:16:43","modified_gmt":"2015-01-15T12:16:43","slug":"important-warning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2868","title":{"rendered":"Important Warning!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Everyone is always sending warnings about viruses, people trying to drug you in the street, people trying to scam use of your mobile phone&#8230;the list goes on. I don&#8217;t usually forward many of these kinds of emails, but this warning came to me today from a very reliable source and I feel compelled to warn my female friends!! (By the way, the reason some men were sent this is so that they can warn the women in their lives as well.)<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\">WARNING !!!!!<\/p>\n<p>If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your tits, DON&#8217;T DO IT!!<\/p>\n<p>This is a scam, and he is only trying to see your tits.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everyone is always sending warnings about viruses, people trying to drug you in the street, people trying to scam use of your mobile phone&#8230;the list goes on. I don&#8217;t usually forward many of these kinds of emails, but this warning came to me today from a very reliable source and I feel compelled to warn [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,53],"tags":[1286],"class_list":["post-2868","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-email","category-say-what","tag-scam"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2868","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2868"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2868\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2868"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2868"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}