{"id":285,"date":"2014-12-21T20:37:26","date_gmt":"2014-12-21T18:37:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=285"},"modified":"2014-12-21T20:37:26","modified_gmt":"2014-12-21T18:37:26","slug":"clean-with-coke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=285","title":{"rendered":"Clean with Coke!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>Just when you thought you knew everything&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><UL><\/p>\n<li>To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl. Let the &#8220;real thing&#8221; sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.<\/li>\n<li>To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a crumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.<\/li>\n<li>To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion. <\/li>\n<li>To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.<\/li>\n<li>To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan; wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.<\/li>\n<li>To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of Coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains.<\/li>\n<li>It will also clean road haze from your windshield.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>This is why we drink PEPSI products!! We&#8217;re too busy CLEANING with the Coke!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just when you thought you knew everything&#8230; To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl. Let the &#8220;real thing&#8221; sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a crumpled-up [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[381,391,796,813],"class_list":["post-285","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-around-the-house","tag-cleaning","tag-coke","tag-home","tag-house"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=285"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}