{"id":2824,"date":"2015-01-14T18:52:01","date_gmt":"2015-01-14T16:52:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2824"},"modified":"2015-01-14T18:52:01","modified_gmt":"2015-01-14T16:52:01","slug":"reasons-jerry-falwell-thinks-your-favorite-tv-character-is-a-homosexual","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2824","title":{"rendered":"Reasons Jerry Falwell Thinks Your Favorite TV Character is a Homosexual"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Gilligan: Shipwrecked with a movie star but prefers to bunk with the Skipper.<\/li>\n<li>Sipowicz: Sure seems to go through a LOT of partners.<\/li>\n<li>The Nanny: Said all she wants for Valentine&#8217;s day is &#8220;a box from Tiffany.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Reverend Robert Schuller: A robe *and* a crystal cathedral?<\/li>\n<li>Fonzie: has an &#8220;office&#8221; in the men&#8217;s room and always tells guys to &#8220;sit on it.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>That Peter Jennings character on &#8220;ABC World News Tonight&#8221; is thin, neat and obsessed with the sex life of a guy named Bill.<\/li>\n<li>Fred Flintstone &#038; Barney Rubble: Fur house dresses? C&#8217;mon!<\/li>\n<li>Cheers: Check the reruns closely &#8211; Woody lives up to his name whenever Norm walks into the bar.<\/li>\n<li>Popeye: Vegetarian. Bodybuilder. Dresses like one of the Village People. &#8220;Girlfriend&#8221; has no visible breasts. You connect the dots, Chester.<\/li>\n<li>Why do you think they were called &#8220;Sweathogs&#8221;?<\/li>\n<li>Alex Trebek: Lives with his mom and knows *way* too much about Broadway musicals and potpourri.<\/li>\n<li>The letters in &#8220;The Teletubbies&#8221; can be rearranged to read, &#8220;He bites eel butt.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Batman &#038; Robin: They caress a bust, which reveals a pole that they wrap themselves around and slide down which strips them of their clothes and puts them in rubber suits and&#8230; Okay, maybe Falwell&#8217;s got something here.<\/li>\n<li>David Hasselhoff: 147 episodes of &#8220;Baywatch&#8221; with nary an erection.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Dr. Quinn, Lesbian Woman&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gilligan: Shipwrecked with a movie star but prefers to bunk with the Skipper. Sipowicz: Sure seems to go through a LOT of partners. The Nanny: Said all she wants for Valentine&#8217;s day is &#8220;a box from Tiffany.&#8221; Reverend Robert Schuller: A robe *and* a crystal cathedral? Fonzie: has an &#8220;office&#8221; in the men&#8217;s room and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[59],"tags":[867,1470],"class_list":["post-2824","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tv","tag-jerry-falwell","tag-tv-shows"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2824","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2824"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2824\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2824"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2824"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2824"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}