{"id":2820,"date":"2015-01-14T18:48:32","date_gmt":"2015-01-14T16:48:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2820"},"modified":"2015-01-14T18:48:32","modified_gmt":"2015-01-14T16:48:32","slug":"the-first-kilt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2820","title":{"rendered":"The First Kilt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In Scotland, the most important time for a young lad is when he &#8220;comes of age&#8221; and is allowed to purchase and wear his first kilt.<\/p>\n<p>A couple of weeks before his important birthday, a young lad went to a tailor shop and found the material he wanted for his first kilt. He took the material to the tailor and said, &#8220;I&#8217;d like ye to make me a kilt with this material here and, if ye don&#8217;t mind, I&#8217;d like ye to make me a pair of matching underwear for it. I hear it gets a might drafty up dem tings!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So the tailor took the material and promised to call the young lad when the order was completed.<\/p>\n<p>A few days later the tailor called the lad back to the shop. &#8220;Here&#8217;s ye kilt, and here&#8217;s ye matching underwear, and here&#8217;s five yards of the material left over. Ye might want to take it home and keep it in case you want anything else made of it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So the lad rushed home with his order, threw the material in his room, and donned his kilt. In his excitement, he decided to run to his girlfriend&#8217;s house to show off his new purchase.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, in his excitement, he forgot to don his underwear.<\/p>\n<p>When his girlfriend answered the door, he pointed to his kilt and said, &#8220;Well, what&#8217;d ye think?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ah, but dat&#8217;s a fine looking kilt,&#8221; she exclaimed.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Aye, and if ye like it, ye&#8217;ll really like what&#8217;s underneath,&#8221; he stated as he lifted his kilt to show her.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, but dat&#8217;s a dandy,&#8221; his girlfriend shouted admiringly.<\/p>\n<p>Still not realizing that he didn&#8217;t have his underwear on he exclaimed quite proudly, &#8220;Aye, and if ye like it, I&#8217;ve got five more yards of it at home!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In Scotland, the most important time for a young lad is when he &#8220;comes of age&#8221; and is allowed to purchase and wear his first kilt. A couple of weeks before his important birthday, a young lad went to a tailor shop and found the material he wanted for his first kilt. He took the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51],"tags":[401],"class_list":["post-2820","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-regional","tag-commando"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2820","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2820"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2820\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2820"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2820"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2820"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}