{"id":2803,"date":"2015-01-13T21:52:04","date_gmt":"2015-01-13T19:52:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2803"},"modified":"2015-01-13T21:52:04","modified_gmt":"2015-01-13T19:52:04","slug":"divorced-barbie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2803","title":{"rendered":"Divorced  Barbie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter&#8217;s birthday and he hadn&#8217;t bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager &#8220;How much is that new Barbie in the window?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Manager replied, &#8220;Which one? We have &#8216;Barbie goes to the gym&#8217; for $19.95.. &#8216;Barbie goes to the Ball&#8217; for $19.95 &#8230; &#8216;Barbie goes shopping for $19.95 &#8230;&#8217;Barbie goes to the beach&#8217; for $19.95 ..&#8217;Barbie goes to the Nightclub&#8217; for $19.95.. and &#8216;Divorced Barbie&#8217; for $375.00&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00, when all the others are $19.95?&#8221; Dad asked surprised.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Divorced Barbie comes with Ken&#8217;s car, Ken&#8217;s House, Ken&#8217;s boat, Ken&#8217;s dog, Ken&#8217;s cat and Ken&#8217;s furniture.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter&#8217;s birthday and he hadn&#8217;t bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager &#8220;How much is that new Barbie in the window?&#8221; The Manager replied, &#8220;Which one? We have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[275,1452],"class_list":["post-2803","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barbie","tag-breakup","tag-toys"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2803","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2803"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2803\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2803"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2803"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2803"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}