{"id":2797,"date":"2015-01-13T21:47:55","date_gmt":"2015-01-13T19:47:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2797"},"modified":"2015-01-13T21:47:55","modified_gmt":"2015-01-13T19:47:55","slug":"now-that-we-have-your-attention","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2797","title":{"rendered":"Now That We Have Your Attention"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Washington State residents:<\/p>\n<p>The recent earthquakes were just a warning.<\/p>\n<p>Now that we have your attention, sell us your power, give us back our sunshine, take back your rain and we&#8217;ll take back our earthquakes.<\/p>\n<p>[signed] The People of California<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Washington State residents: The recent earthquakes were just a warning. Now that we have your attention, sell us your power, give us back our sunshine, take back your rain and we&#8217;ll take back our earthquakes. [signed] The People of California<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51],"tags":[561],"class_list":["post-2797","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-regional","tag-earthquake"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2797","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2797"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2797\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2797"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2797"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2797"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}