Once there was a man in a restaurant. He ordered a hamburger and got it 5 minutes later. He was fixing to eat it when he noticed a hair in it. He took <\/p>\n
it to the counter and demanded another, so they got him a new one.<\/p>\n
He went back to his seat and was getting ready to eat it when he noticed another hair. He took it back to the counter and demanded a hamburger <\/p>\n
WITHOUT hair, so they got a new one. He went back to his seat and was getting ready to eat this one. He saw ANOTHER hair and was outraged.<\/p>\n
He demanded to see how they were making their hamburgers. They took him back to the grills and there was an extremely large fat hairy Swedish <\/p>\n
man making hamburger under his armpits. The man exclaimed “That’s DISGUSTING!”<\/p>\n
The clerk replied, “If you think thats disgusting, you should see the way he makes donuts.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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