{"id":2781,"date":"2015-01-12T19:11:03","date_gmt":"2015-01-12T17:11:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2781"},"modified":"2015-01-12T19:11:03","modified_gmt":"2015-01-12T17:11:03","slug":"amerikkalaisturisti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2781","title":{"rendered":"Amerikkalaisturisti"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Amerikkalaisturisti oli Helsingiss\u00e4 ja matkaopas esitteli h\u00e4nelle kaupunkia. He meniv\u00e4t Suurkirkkoon ja jenkki taivasteli, kuinka pient\u00e4 ja vaatimatonta Suomessa on. Seuraavaksi opas vei turistin Eduskuntatalolle, ja j\u00e4lleen jenkki ihmetteli kuinka pieness\u00e4 ja mit\u00e4tt\u00f6m\u00e4ss\u00e4 rakenuksessa parlamentti ty\u00f6skentelee. Opasta rupesi tosissaan kututtamaan turistin mietteet. Sitten siili k\u00e4veli tien yli, josta jenkki innostui:<br \/>\n&#8211; Mik\u00e4s el\u00e4in tuo on?<br \/>\nOpas keksi tilaisuutensa tulleen ja vastasi:<br \/>\n&#8211; Se on satiainen!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Amerikkalaisturisti oli Helsingiss\u00e4 ja matkaopas esitteli h\u00e4nelle kaupunkia. He meniv\u00e4t Suurkirkkoon ja jenkki taivasteli, kuinka pient\u00e4 ja vaatimatonta Suomessa on. Seuraavaksi opas vei turistin Eduskuntatalolle, ja j\u00e4lleen jenkki ihmetteli kuinka pieness\u00e4 ja mit\u00e4tt\u00f6m\u00e4ss\u00e4 rakenuksessa parlamentti ty\u00f6skentelee. Opasta rupesi tosissaan kututtamaan turistin mietteet. Sitten siili k\u00e4veli tien yli, josta jenkki innostui: &#8211; Mik\u00e4s el\u00e4in tuo on? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[58],"tags":[133,783],"class_list":["post-2781","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-suomeksi","tag-amerikkalainen","tag-helsinki"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2781","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2781"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2781\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2781"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2781"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2781"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}