{"id":2767,"date":"2015-01-12T18:45:46","date_gmt":"2015-01-12T16:45:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2767"},"modified":"2015-01-12T18:45:46","modified_gmt":"2015-01-12T16:45:46","slug":"baby-boomer-woes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2767","title":{"rendered":"Baby Boomer Woes"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<p><li>Then: Killer weed<br \/>\nNow: Weed killer<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Then: Paar<br \/>\nNow: AARP<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Then: The Grateful Dead<br \/>\nNow: Dr. Kevorkian<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Then: Being caught with Hustler magazine<br \/>\nNow: Being caught by Hustler magazine<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Then: Hoping for a BMW<br \/>\nNow: Hoping for a BM<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Then: Getting your head stoned<br \/>\nNow: Getting your headstone<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Then: Keg<br \/>\nNow: EKG<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Then: Passing the driving test<br \/>\nNow: Passing the vision test<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Then: Watching John Glenn&#8217;s historic flight with your folks.<br \/>\nNow: Watching John Glenn&#8217;s historic flight with your kids.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Then: Swallowing acid<br \/>\nNow: Swallowing antacid<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Then: Obsessing over your PSAT scores<br \/>\nNow: Obsessing over your PSA scores<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Then: You&#8217;re growing pot<br \/>\nNow: Your growing pot<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Then: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor<br \/>\nNow: Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Then: The perfect high<br \/>\nNow: The perfect high-yield mutual fund<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Then: Long hair<br \/>\nNow: Longing for hair<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Then: Fighting to get rid of the lying president<br \/>\nNow: Fighting to keep the lying president<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Then: President Johnson<br \/>\nNow: The president&#8217;s johnson<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Then: Acid rock<br \/>\nNow: Acid reflux<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Then: Getting out to a new, hip joint<br \/>\nNow: Getting a new hip joint<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Then: Killer weed Now: Weed killer Then: Paar Now: AARP Then: The Grateful Dead Now: Dr. Kevorkian Then: Being caught with Hustler magazine Now: Being caught by Hustler magazine Then: Hoping for a BMW Now: Hoping for a BM Then: Getting your head stoned Now: Getting your headstone Then: Keg Now: EKG Then: Passing the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[172],"class_list":["post-2767","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aging","tag-baby-boomers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2767","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2767"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2767\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2767"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2767"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2767"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}