{"id":2755,"date":"2015-01-12T18:34:36","date_gmt":"2015-01-12T16:34:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2755"},"modified":"2015-01-12T18:34:36","modified_gmt":"2015-01-12T16:34:36","slug":"business-ideas-that-somehow-failed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2755","title":{"rendered":"Business Ideas that Somehow Failed"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Geriatric City<br \/>\nQuality housing for older citizens that couldn&#8217;t attract retirees, despite the mirrored bedroom ceilings, the hot tubs, the adjacent burial plots and other amenities.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Pump and Hump<br \/>\nA Nevada brothel that offered self-service gasoline to its customers.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Sticky Wickets<br \/>\nPre-owned erotica for sale at attractive discount prices.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Hair and Now<br \/>\nFast, inexpensive hair replacement using cat fur and thumb tacks.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Paradise Lost and Found<br \/>\nA gynecological clinic franchise specializing in &#8220;50,000 mile tune-ups&#8221;.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>UNIX for Hire<br \/>\nA computer consulting firm that just couldn&#8217;t build a long-term customer base.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<li>In the Closet<br \/>\nA line of closet organizers that never caught on with young marrieds and new homeowners.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<li>Scratch and Sniff<br \/>\nA new medication for hemorrhoids&#8230;available in all your favorite fragrances.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Geriatric City Quality housing for older citizens that couldn&#8217;t attract retirees, despite the mirrored bedroom ceilings, the hot tubs, the adjacent burial plots and other amenities. Pump and Hump A Nevada brothel that offered self-service gasoline to its customers. Sticky Wickets Pre-owned erotica for sale at attractive discount prices. Hair and Now Fast, inexpensive hair [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[592,1361],"class_list":["post-2755","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funlists","tag-enterprises","tag-start-ups"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2755","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2755"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2755\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}