{"id":2750,"date":"2015-01-12T18:23:55","date_gmt":"2015-01-12T16:23:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2750"},"modified":"2015-01-12T18:23:55","modified_gmt":"2015-01-12T16:23:55","slug":"at-a-stoplight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2750","title":{"rendered":"At A Stoplight"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Next time you are in a car with a friend, and you pull up to a  red light, look at the guy in the car next to you.<\/p>\n<p>Roll down your window really fast (like you want to talk to  him), and when the guy rolls HIS window down, look at him  and yell:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, did you fart, too?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Next time you are in a car with a friend, and you pull up to a red light, look at the guy in the car next to you. Roll down your window really fast (like you want to talk to him), and when the guy rolls HIS window down, look at him and yell: &#8220;Oh, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,23],"tags":[628,1367],"class_list":["post-2750","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-car","category-fart-jokes","tag-fart-jokes","tag-stoplight"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2750","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2750"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2750\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2750"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2750"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2750"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}