Have you heard about the next planned “Survivor” show?<\/p>\n
Six men will be dropped on an island with 1 van and 4 kids each, for 6 weeks. Each kid plays two sports AND takes music, dance or lessons on both.<\/p>\n
There is no access to fast food.<\/p>\n
Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and take care of a pet cat and dog.<\/p>\n
The men only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done: There is only one TV between them and there is no remote.<\/p>\n
The men must shave their legs and wear makeup daily, which they must apply themselves either while driving or while making four lunches.<\/p>\n
They must attend weekly PTA meetings; clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m; make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker; and get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas.<\/p>\n
The kids vote them off based on performance.<\/p>\n
The winner gets to go back to his job. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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