{"id":2742,"date":"2015-01-11T16:45:20","date_gmt":"2015-01-11T14:45:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2742"},"modified":"2015-01-11T16:45:20","modified_gmt":"2015-01-11T14:45:20","slug":"new-fall-tv-season","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2742","title":{"rendered":"New Fall TV Season"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<p><li>NBC<br \/>\n8:00 Friends<br \/>\n8:30 Girlfriends<br \/>\n9:00 One Guy with Several Female Friends<br \/>\n9:30 My Gay Friends<br \/>\n10:00 Friends You Wish You Had But Don&#8217;t<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>FOX<br \/>\n8:00 Real Humans in Real Pain<br \/>\n8:30 Feral Dingoes Eating Children on Tape<br \/>\n9:00 Jiggle It Beach<br \/>\n9:30 LA Chicks<br \/>\n10:00 Beverly Hills 90210: The 90,210th Episode<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>UPN<br \/>\n8:00 The Unwatchables<br \/>\n8:30 Voyage To The Bottom Of The Ratings<br \/>\n9:00 Theoretically Existing Show<br \/>\n9:30 Praying For Syndication<br \/>\n10:00 The Last Thing You&#8217;d Ever Want To Sit Through<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>WB<br \/>\n8:00 7th level of Hell<br \/>\n8:30 Gittin&#8217; Yo Freak On<br \/>\n9:00 Me &#038; My Psychic<br \/>\n9:30 Kids Suck The Darndest Things<br \/>\n10:00 Dawson&#8217;s Clothes<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>PUBLIC ACCESS<br \/>\n8:00 Blurry Steve<br \/>\n8:30 Inaudible City Council Meeting<br \/>\n9:00 Do We Have A Caller On The Line? 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Donde Esta?<br \/>\n9:30 Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal!<br \/>\n10:00 Ai! Ai! Ai! Ai! Ai!<br \/>\n10:30 La Hora de Goya<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>CINEMAX<br \/>\n8:00 Bare Ambition (Tanya Roberts)<br \/>\n8:30 Naked Exposition (Traci Lords)<br \/>\n9:00 Body Of Nudity (Dana Plato)<br \/>\n10:00 Unclothed Anguish (Joyce DeWitt)<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NBC 8:00 Friends 8:30 Girlfriends 9:00 One Guy with Several Female Friends 9:30 My Gay Friends 10:00 Friends You Wish You Had But Don&#8217;t FOX 8:00 Real Humans in Real Pain 8:30 Feral Dingoes Eating Children on Tape 9:00 Jiggle It Beach 9:30 LA Chicks 10:00 Beverly Hills 90210: The 90,210th Episode UPN 8:00 The [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[59],"tags":[619,1201],"class_list":["post-2742","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tv","tag-fall-season","tag-programs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2742","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2742"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2742\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2742"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2742"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2742"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}