{"id":2740,"date":"2015-01-11T16:42:56","date_gmt":"2015-01-11T14:42:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2740"},"modified":"2015-01-11T16:42:56","modified_gmt":"2015-01-11T14:42:56","slug":"things-we-now-know-from-films","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2740","title":{"rendered":"Things We Now Know From Films"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>You&#8217;re very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.<\/li>\n<li>Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it is not necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.<\/li>\n<li>A man will show no pain while taking the most horrific beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.<\/li>\n<li>If staying in a haunted house, women must investigate any strange noises in their most diaphanous underwear, which is what they happened to be wearing when the car broke down.<\/li>\n<li>If someone says, &#8220;I&#8217;ll be right back.&#8221; they won&#8217;t. <\/li>\n<li>Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel from time to time.<\/li>\n<li>All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they&#8217;re going to go off.<\/li>\n<li>A police detective can only solve a case after he has been suspended from duty.<\/li>\n<li>If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone around you will be able to mirror all the steps you come up with, and hear the music in your head.<\/li>\n<li>Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure each is assigned a partner who is their total opposite.<\/li>\n<li>When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;re very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it is not necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do. A man will show no pain [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[615],"class_list":["post-2740","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies","tag-facts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2740","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2740"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2740\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2740"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2740"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2740"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}