{"id":2728,"date":"2015-01-11T15:27:11","date_gmt":"2015-01-11T13:27:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2728"},"modified":"2015-01-11T15:27:11","modified_gmt":"2015-01-11T13:27:11","slug":"verbal-rorschach-test","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2728","title":{"rendered":"Verbal Rorschach Test"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Instructions: Measure patient&#8217;s response to these statements:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I salivate at the sight of mittens.<\/li>\n<li> My father was a good woman.<\/li>\n<li>My sex life is A-OK.<\/li>\n<li>I believe in afterbirth.<\/li>\n<li>I often lie to make myself obnoxious.<\/li>\n<li>I prefer spiders to lima beans.<\/li>\n<li>Chiclets make me sweat.<\/li>\n<li>Often, I think I am a special agent of Billy Graham.<\/li>\n<li>I become homicidal when people try to reason with me.<\/li>\n<li>Sometimes I feel I am persecuting somebody.<\/li>\n<li>Policemen love me.<\/li>\n<li>I have never been able to put a bagel into overdrive.<\/li>\n<li>Boredom excites me.<\/li>\n<li>My mother was Erik the Red.<\/li>\n<li>Eggplants make me blush.<\/li>\n<li>Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.<\/li>\n<li>Weeping brings tears to my eyes.<\/li>\n<li>I believe I smell as good as most people.<\/li>\n<li>Halitosis is part of my style.<\/li>\n<li>I would never tell my nickname in a crisis.<\/li>\n<li>I always let people get ahead of me at swimming pools.<\/li>\n<li>I have taken shoe polish to excess.<\/li>\n<li>God rarely answers my letters.<\/li>\n<li>As a child I often suffered from bubonic plague.<\/li>\n<li>I always cut my hair with an emery board.<\/li>\n<li>Sitting in the glove compartment makes me claustrophobic.<\/li>\n<li>My nose has suddenly gone blank.<\/li>\n<li>It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.<\/li>\n<li>Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.<\/li>\n<li>I am afraid of finding myself in a drawer or some other compromising place.<\/li>\n<li>I am not threatened by people who want to put my tongue in a paper punch.<\/li>\n<li>I am tired of being elected President.<\/li>\n<li>I believe in Cincinnati.<\/li>\n<li>My parents always faced catastrophes with a song.<\/li>\n<li>I think oatmeal is erotic.<\/li>\n<li>I have an uncontrollable urge to fondle other people&#8217;s teeth.<\/li>\n<li>My tonsils frequently come when I whistle.<\/li>\n<li>I am piqued when I find a rhinoceros in my bed.<\/li>\n<li>The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.<\/li>\n<li>Sometimes I believe someone is trying to take over my stomach.<\/li>\n<li>I believe there is a plot to make me happy.<\/li>\n<li>When I look down from a high place I want to spit.<\/li>\n<li>I am often bothered by thoughts of sex while having intercourse.<\/li>\n<li>Most of the time I go to sleep without saying &#8220;good-bye.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Instructions: Measure patient&#8217;s response to these statements: I salivate at the sight of mittens. My father was a good woman. My sex life is A-OK. I believe in afterbirth. I often lie to make myself obnoxious. I prefer spiders to lima beans. Chiclets make me sweat. Often, I think I am a special agent of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[48],"tags":[840,1151],"class_list":["post-2728","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quiz","tag-inkblot","tag-personality"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2728","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2728"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2728\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2728"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2728"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2728"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}