{"id":2705,"date":"2015-01-11T13:32:13","date_gmt":"2015-01-11T11:32:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2705"},"modified":"2015-01-11T13:32:13","modified_gmt":"2015-01-11T11:32:13","slug":"another-geek-test","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2705","title":{"rendered":"Another Geek Test"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. I have moss growing:
    \na. In my garden
    \nb. In my bathroom
    \nc. In my kitchen
    \nd. On my teeth<\/li>\n<\/p>\n

  2. When I open my mouth at parties, people:
    \na. Listen
    \nb. Ease away slowly
    \nc. Stuff a live weasel down my throat<\/li>\n<\/p>\n

  3. I think computers are:
    \na. Uninteresting
    \nb. Interesting
    \nc. Too damn small for the stuff I want to do<\/li>\n<\/p>\n

  4. I think sheep are:
    \na. Uninteresting
    \nb. Interesting
    \nc. Annoyingly far away from where I live<\/li>\n<\/p>\n

  5. The Usenet Oracle is:
    \na. A pack of weenies who think about “Lisa” way too much
    \nb. Interesting
    \nc. Not appreciative of the great answers I write; the Priesthood is out to get me<\/li>\n<\/p>\n

  6. The gender I desire to have sexual relations with is
    \na. Difficult to understand
    \nb. Impossible to understand
    \nc. Clearly from a different planet
    \nd. How should I know? I’ve only seen pictures<\/li>\n<\/p>\n

  7. Bill Gates is:
    \na. Bill who?
    \nb. Very wealthy
    \nc. Head of Microsoft, which produces some widely used products
    \nd. The Antichrist<\/li>\n<\/p>\n

  8. In general, people:
    \na. Like me
    \nb. Don’t like me
    \nc. People? What people?<\/li>\n<\/p>\n

  9. My friends are:
    \na. Diverse
    \nb. People I know from work or school
    \nc. Wearing the same clothing I am<\/li>\n<\/p>\n

  10. My dream vacation is:
    \na. Tibet
    \nb. Europe
    \nc. California
    \nd. In a room with lots of fluorescent lights and an unlimited supply of coffee<\/li>\n<\/p>\n

  11. My job prospects are:
    \na. Abysmal
    \nb. Adequate
    \nc. I’ll never be out of work, you hear me? Never!
    \nd. They pay people to do this?<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ol>\n
    \n

    Score 0 for each A, 1 for each B, 2 for each C, and 3 for each D.<\/p>\n

    19 or more: Yep. You’re a computer geek, all right.<\/p>\n

    13 – 18: You’re a geek of some stripe or another.<\/p>\n

    7 – 12: Probably not a geek, but watch it…<\/p>\n

    0 – 6: If you’re of the opposite sex, could you leave a note for me in the personals column? Please? Hello?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    I have moss growing: a. In my garden b. In my bathroom c. In my kitchen d. On my teeth When I open my mouth at parties, people: a. Listen b. Ease away slowly c. Stuff a live weasel down my throat I think computers are: a. Uninteresting b. Interesting c. Too damn small for […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29,48],"tags":[698],"class_list":["post-2705","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geek","category-quiz","tag-geek"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2705","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2705"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2705\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2705"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2705"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2705"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}