1. Describe your problem: <\/p>\n
2. Now, describe the problem accurately: <\/p>\n
3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem: <\/p>\n
4. Problem Severity:<\/p>\n
5. Nature of the problem:<\/p>\n
6. Is your computer plugged in?
Yes__ No__<\/p>\n
7. Is it turned on?
Yes__ No__<\/p>\n
8. Have you tried to fix it yourself?
Yes__ No__<\/p>\n
9. Have you made it worse?
Yes__<\/p>\n
10. Have you had “a friend” who “Knows all about computers” try to fix it for you?
Yes__ No__<\/p>\n
11. Did they make it even worse?
Yes__<\/p>\n
12. Have you read the manual?
Yes__ No__<\/p>\n
13. Are you sure you’ve read the manual?
Maybe__ No__<\/p>\n
14. Are you absolutely certain you’ve read the manual?
No__<\/p>\n
15. If you read the manual, do you think you understood it?
Yes__ No__<\/p>\n
16. If ‘Yes’ then explain why you can’t fix the problem yourself. <\/p>\n
17. What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred?<\/p>\n
18. If you answered ‘nothing’ then explain why you were logged in?<\/p>\n
19. Are you sure you aren’t imagining the problem?
Yes__ No__<\/p>\n
20. Does the clock on your home VCR blink 12:00?
Yes__ What’s a VCR?__<\/p>\n
21. Do you have a copy of ‘PCs for Dummies’?
Yes__ No__<\/p>\n
22. Do you have any independent witnesses to the problem?
Yes__ No__<\/p>\n
23. Do you have any electronics products that DO work?
Yes__ No__<\/p>\n
24. Is there anyone else you could blame this problem on?
Yes__ No__<\/p>\n
25. Have you given the machine a good whack on the top?
Yes__ No__<\/p>\n
26. Is the machine on fire?
Yes__ Not Yet__<\/p>\n
27. Can you do something else instead of bothering me?
Yes__<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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