{"id":2656,"date":"2015-01-10T18:02:55","date_gmt":"2015-01-10T16:02:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2656"},"modified":"2015-01-10T18:02:55","modified_gmt":"2015-01-10T16:02:55","slug":"1998-number-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2656","title":{"rendered":"1998 Number Game"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You figure it! It&#8217;s amazing!!!!! (Some mathematician was really bored!) DON&#8217;T scroll to the bottom of the page yet. It only takes about 30 seconds to do this simple test.<\/p>\n<p>Work it out as you read down. Don&#8217;t read the bottom of the page until you have worked it out!!!<\/p>\n<p>..<br \/>\n<br \/>..<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>First of all, pick the number of days a week that you would like to go out.<\/li>\n<li>Multiply this number by 2.<\/li>\n<li>Add 5.<\/li>\n<li>Multiply the new number by 50.<\/li>\n<li>If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1748, if you haven&#8217;t, add 1747.<\/li>\n<li>Last step: Subtract the four digit year that you were born.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>see below&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>..<br \/>\n<br \/>..<br \/>\n<br \/>..<br \/>\n<br \/>..<br \/>\n<br \/>..<br \/>\n<br \/>..<\/p>\n<p>RESULTS:<\/p>\n<p>..<br \/>\n<br \/>..<br \/>\n<br \/>..<br \/>\n<br \/>..<br \/>\n<br \/>..<br \/>\n<br \/>..<\/p>\n<p>HERE IT COMES<\/p>\n<p>..<br \/>\n<br \/>..<br \/>\n<br \/>..<br \/>\n<br \/>..<br \/>\n<br \/>..<br \/>\n<br \/>..<\/p>\n<p>You should now have a three digit number:<br \/>\nThe first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to go out each week).<br \/>\nThe second two digits are your age!<br \/>\nThis is the only year it will ever work, so spread the joy around by mailing this to everyone you know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You figure it! It&#8217;s amazing!!!!! (Some mathematician was really bored!) DON&#8217;T scroll to the bottom of the page yet. It only takes about 30 seconds to do this simple test. Work it out as you read down. Don&#8217;t read the bottom of the page until you have worked it out!!! .. .. First of all, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[48],"tags":[74,1080],"class_list":["post-2656","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quiz","tag-74","tag-number-game"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2656","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2656"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2656\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}