{"id":2640,"date":"2015-01-10T15:47:32","date_gmt":"2015-01-10T13:47:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2640"},"modified":"2015-01-10T15:47:32","modified_gmt":"2015-01-10T13:47:32","slug":"taliban-trap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2640","title":{"rendered":"Taliban Trap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune. &#8220;One American Marine is better than ten Taliban.&#8221; The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune where upon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.<\/p>\n<p>The voice then calls out &#8220;One American Marine is better than one hundred Taliban.&#8221; Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.<\/p>\n<p>The American voice calls out again, &#8220;One American Marine is better than one thousand Taliban.&#8221; The enraged Taliban Commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence.<\/p>\n<p>Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander&#8230; &#8220;Don&#8217;t send any more men, it&#8217;s a trap. There are actually two of them.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune. &#8220;One American Marine is better than ten Taliban.&#8221; The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune where upon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[210],"class_list":["post-2640","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-osama","tag-battle"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2640","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2640"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2640\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2640"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2640"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2640"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}