{"id":2636,"date":"2015-01-10T15:44:14","date_gmt":"2015-01-10T13:44:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2636"},"modified":"2015-01-10T15:44:14","modified_gmt":"2015-01-10T13:44:14","slug":"your-nation-is-calling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2636","title":{"rendered":"Your Nation is Calling!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There is no limit to what one can do for their country!!<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">Your Nation is calling!!!!<\/p>\n<p>The President has asked that we unite for a common cause. Since the hard line Islamic people can not tolerate nudity, and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not their wife &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Tomorrow night at 7:00, all women should run out of their house naked. Those who turn their heads are likely terrorists and we can identify them quickly.<\/p>\n<p>The United States appreciates your efforts, and applauds you. <\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">God bless America.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is no limit to what one can do for their country!! Your Nation is calling!!!! The President has asked that we unite for a common cause. Since the hard line Islamic people can not tolerate nudity, and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not their wife &#8230; Tomorrow night [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[1139],"class_list":["post-2636","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-osama","tag-patriotic-duty"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2636","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2636"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2636\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2636"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2636"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2636"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}