{"id":2634,"date":"2015-01-10T15:42:49","date_gmt":"2015-01-10T13:42:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2634"},"modified":"2015-01-10T15:42:49","modified_gmt":"2015-01-10T13:42:49","slug":"osama-bin-laden-your-time-is-short","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2634","title":{"rendered":"Osama Bin Laden, Your Time is Short!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Osama Bin Laden, your time is short;<br \/>\nWe&#8217;d rather you die, than come to court.<br \/>\nWhy are you hiding if it was in God&#8217;s name?<br \/>\nYour just a punk with a turban; a pathetic shame.<\/p>\n<p>I have a question, about your theory and laws;<br \/>\n&#8220;How come you never die for the cause?&#8221;<br \/>\nIs it because you&#8217;re a coward who counts on others?<br \/>\nWell here in America, we stand by our brothers.<\/p>\n<p>As is usual, you failed in your mission;<br \/>\nIf you expected pure chaos, you can keep on wishin&#8217;<br \/>\nAmericans are now focused and stronger than ever;<br \/>\nYour death has become our next endeavor.<\/p>\n<p>What you tried to kill, doesn&#8217;t live in our walls;<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s not in buildings or shopping malls.<br \/>\nIf all of our structures came crashing down;<br \/>\nIt would still be there, safe and sound.<\/p>\n<p>Because pride and courage can&#8217;t be destroyed;<br \/>\nEven if the towers leave a deep void.<br \/>\nWe&#8217;ll band together and fill the holes<br \/>\nWe&#8217;ll bury our dead and bless their souls.<\/p>\n<p>But then our energy will focus on you;<br \/>\nAnd you&#8217;ll feel the wrath of the Red, White and Blue.<br \/>\nSo slither and hide like a snake in the grass;<br \/>\nBecause America&#8217;s coming to kick your ass!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Osama Bin Laden, your time is short; We&#8217;d rather you die, than come to court. Why are you hiding if it was in God&#8217;s name? Your just a punk with a turban; a pathetic shame. I have a question, about your theory and laws; &#8220;How come you never die for the cause?&#8221; Is it because [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[1172],"class_list":["post-2634","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-osama","tag-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2634","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2634"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2634\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2634"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2634"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2634"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}