{"id":2632,"date":"2015-01-10T15:41:04","date_gmt":"2015-01-10T13:41:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2632"},"modified":"2015-01-10T15:41:04","modified_gmt":"2015-01-10T13:41:04","slug":"ever-wonder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2632","title":{"rendered":"Ever Wonder?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let&#8217;s see now.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<p><li>No beer,<br \/>\nNo booze,<br \/>\nNo bars,<br \/>\nNo television,<br \/>\nNo cheerleaders,<br \/>\nNo baseball,<br \/>\nNo football,<br \/>\nNo basketball,<br \/>\nNo hockey,<br \/>\nNo golf,<br \/>\nNo tailgate parties,<br \/>\nNo Hooters,<br \/>\nNo pork BBQ,<br \/>\nNo hot dogs,<br \/>\nNo burgers,<br \/>\nNo lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks,<br \/>\nNo chocolate chip cookies,<br \/>\nNo Christmas.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<li>They wear rags for clothes, towels for hats.<\/li>\n<li>Constant wailing from the guy next door because he is sick and there are no doctors.<\/li>\n<li>24 hour wailing from a guy in the tower.<\/li>\n<li>You can&#8217;t shave, your wife can&#8217;t shave.<\/li>\n<li>You can&#8217;t shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.<\/li>\n<li>The women have to wear baggy dresses, and veils at all times.<\/li>\n<li>Your bride is picked by someone else, she smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.<\/li>\n<li>Then they tell you when you die it all gets better.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p align=\"center\">NOPE!!!  NO MYSTERY HERE!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let&#8217;s see now. No beer, No booze, No bars, No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball, No football, No basketball, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties, No Hooters, No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No lobster, shellfish, or even [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[1423],"class_list":["post-2632","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-osama","tag-terrorists"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2632","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2632"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2632\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2632"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2632"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2632"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}