{"id":2612,"date":"2015-01-10T15:25:46","date_gmt":"2015-01-10T13:25:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2612"},"modified":"2015-01-10T15:25:46","modified_gmt":"2015-01-10T13:25:46","slug":"afghanistans-fall-tv-lineup","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2612","title":{"rendered":"Afghanistan&#8217;s Fall TV Lineup"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<p><li>MONDAYS:<br \/>\n8:00 &#8211; &#8220;Husseinfeld&#8221;<br \/>\n8:30 &#8211; &#8220;Mad About Everything&#8221;<br \/>\n9:00 &#8211; &#8220;Suddenly Sanctions&#8221;<br \/>\n9:30 &#8211; &#8220;The Brian BinBin Laden Show&#8221;<br \/>\n10:00 &#8211; &#8220;Allah McBeal&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>TUESDAYS:<br \/>\n8:00 &#8211; &#8220;Wheel of Terror and Fortune&#8221;<br \/>\n8:30 &#8211; &#8220;The Price is Right If Osama Says It&#8217;s Right&#8221;<br \/>\n9:00 &#8211; &#8220;Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things&#8221;<br \/>\n9:30 &#8211; &#8220;Afghanistan&#8217;s Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers&#8221;<br \/>\n10:00 &#8211; &#8220;Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>WEDNESDAYS:<br \/>\n8:00 &#8211; &#8220;U. S. Military Secrets Revealed&#8221;<br \/>\n8:30 &#8211; &#8220;When Northern Alliance Attack&#8221;<br \/>\n9:00 &#8211; &#8220;Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread&#8221;<br \/>\n9:30 &#8211; &#8220;Just Shoot Everyone&#8221;<br \/>\n10:00 &#8211; &#8220;Veilwatch&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>THURSDAYS:<br \/>\n8:00 &#8211; &#8220;Matima Loves Chachi&#8221;<br \/>\n8:30 &#8211; &#8220;M*U*S*T*A*S*H&#8221;<br \/>\n9:00 &#8211; &#8220;Veronica&#8217;s Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils&#8221;<br \/>\n9:30 &#8211; &#8220;My Two Baghdads&#8221;<br \/>\n10:00 &#8211; &#8220;Diagnosis: Heresy&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>FRIDAYS:<br \/>\n8:00 &#8211; &#8220;Judge Laden&#8221;<br \/>\n8:30 &#8211; &#8220;Funniest Super-8 Home Movies&#8221;<br \/>\n9:00 &#8211; &#8220;Achmed&#8217;s Creek&#8221;<br \/>\n10:00 &#8211; &#8220;No-witness News&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MONDAYS: 8:00 &#8211; &#8220;Husseinfeld&#8221; 8:30 &#8211; &#8220;Mad About Everything&#8221; 9:00 &#8211; &#8220;Suddenly Sanctions&#8221; 9:30 &#8211; &#8220;The Brian BinBin Laden Show&#8221; 10:00 &#8211; &#8220;Allah McBeal&#8221; TUESDAYS: 8:00 &#8211; &#8220;Wheel of Terror and Fortune&#8221; 8:30 &#8211; &#8220;The Price is Right If Osama Says It&#8217;s Right&#8221; 9:00 &#8211; &#8220;Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things&#8221; 9:30 &#8211; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[112,1416],"class_list":["post-2612","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-osama","tag-afghanistan","tag-television-shows"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2612","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2612"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2612\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2612"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2612"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2612"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}