{"id":2551,"date":"2015-01-10T14:54:55","date_gmt":"2015-01-10T12:54:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2551"},"modified":"2015-01-10T14:54:55","modified_gmt":"2015-01-10T12:54:55","slug":"the-number-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2551","title":{"rendered":"The Number 11"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The date of the attack: 9\/11 &#8211;  9 + 1 + 1 = 11<br \/>\nSeptember 11th is the 254th day of the year: 2 + 5 + 4 = 11<br \/>\nAfter September 11th there are 111 days left to the end of the year.<br \/>\n119 is the area code to Iraq\/Iran. 1 + 1 + 9 = 11<br \/>\nTwin Towers &#8211; standing side by side, looks like the number 11<br \/>\nThe first plane to hit the towers was Flight 11<br \/>\nState of New York &#8211; The 11th State added to the Union<br \/>\nNew York City &#8211; 11 Letters<br \/>\nAfghanistan &#8211; 11 Letters<br \/>\nThe Pentagon &#8211; 11 Letters<br \/>\nRamzi Yousef &#8211; 11 Letters (convicted or orchestrating the attack at the WTC in 1993)<br \/>\nFlight 11 &#8211; 92 on board &#8211; 9 + 2 = 11<br \/>\nFlight 77 &#8211; 65 on board &#8211; 6 + 5 = 11<\/p>\n<p>Now, this guy named Dave took all of this, and came up with the following response:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Oh my God! How worried should I be? There are 11 letters in the name &#8220;David Pawson!&#8221; I&#8217;m going into hiding NOW. See you in a few weeks.<\/li>\n<li>Wait a sec &#8230; just realized &#8220;YOU CAN&#8217;T HIDE&#8221; also has 11 letters! What am I gonna do? Help me!!! The terrorists are after me! ME! I can&#8217;t believe it!<\/li>\n<li>Oh crap, there must be someplace on the planet Earth I could hide! But no  &#8230;&#8221;PLANET EARTH&#8221; has 11 letters, too!<\/li>\n<li>Maybe Nostradamus can help me. But dare I trust him? There are 11 letters in &#8220;NOSTRADAMUS.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>I know, the Red Cross can help. No they can&#8217;t&#8230; 11 letters in &#8220;THE RED CROSS,&#8221; can&#8217;t trust them.<\/li>\n<li>I would rely on self defense, but &#8220;SELF DEFENSE&#8221; has 11 letters in it, too! Can someone help?<\/li>\n<li>Anyone? If so, send me email. No, don&#8217;t&#8230; &#8220;SEND ME EMAIL&#8221; has 11 letters&#8230;.<\/li>\n<li>Will this never end? I&#8217;m going insane! &#8220;GOING INSANE???&#8221; Eleven letters!!<\/li>\n<li>Nooooooooooo!!!!!! I guess I&#8217;ll die alone, even though &#8220;I&#8217;LL DIE ALONE&#8221; has 11 letters&#8230;..<\/li>\n<li>Oh my God, I just realized that America is doomed! Our Independence Day is July 4th &#8230; 7\/4 &#8230; 7+4=11!<\/li>\n<li>PS. &#8220;IT&#8217;S BULLSHIT&#8221; has 11 letters also.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The date of the attack: 9\/11 &#8211; 9 + 1 + 1 = 11 September 11th is the 254th day of the year: 2 + 5 + 4 = 11 After September 11th there are 111 days left to the end of the year. 119 is the area code to Iraq\/Iran. 1 + 1 + [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[90,1081],"class_list":["post-2551","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-osama","tag-90","tag-numerology"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2551","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2551"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2551\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2551"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2551"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2551"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}