{"id":2509,"date":"2015-01-10T13:24:21","date_gmt":"2015-01-10T11:24:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2509"},"modified":"2015-01-10T13:24:21","modified_gmt":"2015-01-10T11:24:21","slug":"if-it-makes-you-sick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2509","title":{"rendered":"If It Makes You Sick&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two-week cruise for h imself and his girlfriend. The travel agent said that all the ships were booked up and things were very tight, but that he would see what he could do. <\/p>\n<p>A couple of days later, the travel agent phoned and said he could now get them onto a three-day cruise. The guy agreed and went to the drugstore to buy Dramamines and three condoms.<\/p>\n<p>The next day, the agent called back and said that he now could book five-day cruise. The guy said, &#8220;I&#8217;ll take it,&#8221; and returned to the same pharmacy to buy two more Dramamines and two more condoms.<\/p>\n<p>The following day, the travel agent called yet again and said he could now book them on an eight-day cruise. The guy agreed, and went back to the drugstore. He asked for three more Dramamine and three more condoms.<\/p>\n<p>The pharmacist looked sympathetically at him and said, &#8220;Look, if it makes you sick, why do you keep doing it?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two-week cruise for h imself and his girlfriend. The travel agent said that all the ships were booked up and things were very tight, but that he would see what he could do. A couple of days later, the travel agent phoned and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[63],"tags":[462],"class_list":["post-2509","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-travel","tag-cruise"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2509","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2509"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2509\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2509"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2509"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2509"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}