{"id":2488,"date":"2015-01-09T22:48:03","date_gmt":"2015-01-09T20:48:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2488"},"modified":"2015-01-09T22:48:03","modified_gmt":"2015-01-09T20:48:03","slug":"the-wallpaper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2488","title":{"rendered":"The Wallpaper"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A weary mother returned from the store,<br \/>\nLugging groceries through the kitchen door.<br \/>\nAwaiting her arrival was her 8 year old son,<br \/>\nAnxious to relate what his younger brother had done.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;While I was out playing and Dad was on a call,<br \/>\nT.J. took his crayons and wrote on the wall!<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s on the new paper you just hung in the den.<br \/>\nI told him you&#8217;d be mad at having to do it again.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She let out a moan and furrowed her brow,<br \/>\n&#8220;Where is your little brother right now?&#8221;<br \/>\nShe emptied her arms and with a purposeful stride,<br \/>\nShe marched to his closet where he had gone to hide.<\/p>\n<p>She called his full name as she entered his room.<br \/>\nHe trembled with fear&#8211;he knew that meant doom!<br \/>\nFor the next ten minutes, she ranted and raved<br \/>\nAbout the expensive wallpaper and how she had saved.<\/p>\n<p>Lamenting all the work it would take to repair,<br \/>\nShe condemned his actions and total lack of care.<br \/>\nThe more she scolded, the madder she got,<br \/>\nThen stomped from his room, totally distraught!<\/p>\n<p>She headed for the den to confirm her fears.<br \/>\nWhen she saw the wall, her eyes flooded with tears.<br \/>\nThe message she read pierced her soul with a dart.<br \/>\nIt said, &#8220;I love Mommy,&#8221; surrounded by a heart.<\/p>\n<p>Well, the wallpaper remained, just as she found it,<br \/>\nWith an empty picture frame hung to surround it.<br \/>\nA reminder to her, and indeed to all,<br \/>\nTake time to read the handwriting on the wall.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A weary mother returned from the store, Lugging groceries through the kitchen door. Awaiting her arrival was her 8 year old son, Anxious to relate what his younger brother had done. &#8220;While I was out playing and Dad was on a call, T.J. took his crayons and wrote on the wall! It&#8217;s on the new [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41],"tags":[360,1041],"class_list":["post-2488","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mother","tag-childrens-art","tag-motherhood"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2488","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2488"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2488\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}