{"id":247,"date":"2014-12-21T19:16:31","date_gmt":"2014-12-21T17:16:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=247"},"modified":"2014-12-21T19:16:31","modified_gmt":"2014-12-21T17:16:31","slug":"universal-grade-change-form","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=247","title":{"rendered":"Universal Grade Change Form"},"content":{"rendered":"

School: ______________________<\/p>\n

To: Professor____________________
From:___________________________<\/p>\n

I think my grade in your course,___________________, should be changed from ______ to _______ for the following reasons:<\/p>\n

    \n
  1. The persons who copied my paper made a higher grade than I did.<\/li>\n
  2. The person whose paper I copied made a higher grade than I did.<\/li>\n

  3. This course will lower my Grade Point Average and I won’t get into:
    \n______Medical School
    \n______Graduate School
    \n______Dental School
    \n______My Fraternity\/Sorority
    \n______The Mickey Mouse Club
    \n______Tri County Tech<\/li>\n<\/p>\n

  4. I have to get an A in this course to balance the F in:
    \n_______________.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n
  5. I’ll lose my scholarship.<\/li>\n
  6. I’m on a varsity sports team and my tutor couldn’t find a copy of your exam. <\/li>\n
  7. I didn’t come to class and the person whose notes I used did not cover the material asked for on the exam.<\/li>\n
  8. I studied the basic principles and the exam wanted every little fact.<\/li>\n
  9. I learned all the facts and definitions but your exams asked about general principles.<\/li>\n

  10. You are prejudiced against:
    \n____Males
    \n____Jews
    \n____Blacks
    \n____Females
    \n____Catholics
    \n____Whites
    \n____Protestants
    \n____Moslems
    \n____Minorities
    \n____Chicanos
    \n____People
    \n____Students<\/li>\n<\/p>\n
  11. If I flunk out of school my father will disinherit me or at least cut my allowance.<\/li>\n

  12. I was unable to do well in this course because of the following illness:
    \n____mono
    \n____broken baby finger
    \n____sniffles
    \n____heebie jeebies
    \n____acute alcoholism
    \n____pregnancy
    \n____VD
    \n____parenthood<\/li>\n<\/p>\n
  13. You told us to be creative but you didn’t tell us exactly how you wanted that done.<\/li>\n
  14. I was creative and you said I was just shooting the bull.<\/li>\n
  15. I don’t have a reason; I just want a higher grade.<\/li>\n

  16. The lectures were:
    \n____too detailed to pick out important points
    \n____not explained in sufficient detail
    \n____too boring
    \n____all jokes and not enough material
    \n____all material and not enough jokes
    \n____all of the above<\/li>\n<\/p>\n

  17. This course was:
    \n____too early, I was not awake.
    \n____at lunchtime, I was hungry
    \n____too late, I was tired<\/li>\n<\/p>\n
  18. My (dog, cat, gerbil) (ate, wet on, threw up) on my (book, notes, paper) for this course.<\/li>\n
  19. Other__________________________________<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Thank you. I will expect to see my adjusted grade tomorrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    School: ______________________ To: Professor____________________From:___________________________ I think my grade in your course,___________________, should be changed from ______ to _______ for the following reasons: The persons who copied my paper made a higher grade than I did. The person whose paper I copied made a higher grade than I did. This course will lower my Grade Point […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[667,736,1289],"class_list":["post-247","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-apps-and-forms","tag-forms","tag-grade","tag-school"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=247"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=247"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=247"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}