{"id":2462,"date":"2015-01-09T22:30:08","date_gmt":"2015-01-09T20:30:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2462"},"modified":"2015-01-09T22:30:08","modified_gmt":"2015-01-09T20:30:08","slug":"be-a-kid-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2462","title":{"rendered":"Be A Kid Again"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Give yourself a gold star for everything you do today.<\/li>\n<li>Dot all your &#8220;i&#8221;&#8216;s with smiley faces.<\/li>\n<li>Sing into your hairbrush.<\/li>\n<li>Grow a milk mustache.<\/li>\n<li>Smile back at the man in the moon.<\/li>\n<li>Read the funnies&#8211;throw the rest of the paper away.<\/li>\n<li>Dunk your cookies.<\/li>\n<li>Play a game where you make up the rules as you go along.<\/li>\n<li>Order with eyes that are bigger than your stomach.<\/li>\n<li>Open a pack of cupcakes and give one to a friend even though you wanted both of them for yourself.<\/li>\n<li>Step carefully over sidewalk cracks.<\/li>\n<li>Change into some play clothes.<\/li>\n<li>Try to get someone to trade you a better sandwich.<\/li>\n<li>Have a staring contest with your cat.<\/li>\n<li>Eat ice cream for breakfast.<\/li>\n<li>Kiss a frog, just in case.<\/li>\n<li>Give someone a &#8220;hug-around-the-neck.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Blow the wrapper off a straw.<\/li>\n<li>Refuse to eat crusts.<\/li>\n<li>Make a face the next time somebody tells you &#8220;no.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Watch TV in your pajamas.<\/li>\n<li>Ask &#8220;Why?&#8221; a lot ~ Have someone read you a story.<\/li>\n<li>Eat dessert first.<\/li>\n<li>Wear your favorite shirt with your favorite pants even if they don&#8217;t match.<\/li>\n<li>Sneak some frosting off a cake.<\/li>\n<li>Refuse to back down in a &#8220;did vs. did-not argument. <\/li>\n<li>Do a cartwheel.<\/li>\n<li>Get someone to buy you something you don&#8217;t really need.<\/li>\n<li>Hide your vegetables under your napkin.<\/li>\n<li>Stay up past your bedtime.<\/li>\n<li>Whatever you&#8217;re doing, stop once in a while for recess.<\/li>\n<li>Wear red gym shoes.<\/li>\n<li>Make a &#8220;slurpy&#8221; sound with your straw when you get to the bottom of a  milkshake.<\/li>\n<li>Put way too much sugar on your cereal.<\/li>\n<li>Play a song you like really loud, over and over.<\/li>\n<li>Find some pretty stones and save them.<\/li>\n<li>Let the string all the way out on your kite.<\/li>\n<li>Walk barefoot in wet grass.<\/li>\n<li>Make cool screeching noises every time you turn a corner.<\/li>\n<li>Count the colors in a rainbow.<\/li>\n<li>Fuss a little, then take a nap.<\/li>\n<li>Take a running jump over a big puddle.<\/li>\n<li>Eat dinner at the coffee table.<\/li>\n<li>Giggle a lot for no real reason.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Give yourself a gold star for everything you do today. Dot all your &#8220;i&#8221;&#8216;s with smiley faces. Sing into your hairbrush. Grow a milk mustache. Smile back at the man in the moon. Read the funnies&#8211;throw the rest of the paper away. Dunk your cookies. Play a game where you make up the rules as [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[359],"class_list":["post-2462","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-families","tag-children"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2462","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2462"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2462\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2462"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2462"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2462"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}