{"id":2430,"date":"2015-01-09T22:03:00","date_gmt":"2015-01-09T20:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2430"},"modified":"2015-01-09T22:03:00","modified_gmt":"2015-01-09T20:03:00","slug":"drinks-of-the-new-millenium","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2430","title":{"rendered":"Drinks of the New Millennium"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Absolute Zero &#8212; Absolut vodka over frozen nitrogen<\/li>\n<li>Alexander the Grrreat &#8212; Gin, creme de cacao, and sweet cream over corn flakes<\/li>\n<li>American in Paris &#8212; Kentucky bourbon and champagne<\/li>\n<li>Black Sabbath &#8212; Kahlua and Mogen David wine<\/li>\n<li>Blind Faith &#8212; Wood alcohol and sacramental wine<\/li>\n<li>Blood Clot &#8212; Vodka, tomato juice, and Jell-O<\/li>\n<li>Bloody Awful &#8212; Vodka and ketchup<\/li>\n<li>Blue Moon &#8212; Corn whiskey and Aqua Velva<\/li>\n<li>Coleman Cooler &#8212; White wine, soda, fried chicken crumbs, and sand<\/li>\n<li>Fuzzy Naval Base &#8212; Peach schnapps, orange juice, and ammonia<\/li>\n<li>George Bush &#8212; George Dickel bourbon and Busch beer<\/li>\n<li>Gorbachev &#8212; Vodka with a splash of port wine<\/li>\n<li>Honeydew the Dishes &#8212; Midori and Dawn<\/li>\n<li>Marie Antoinette &#8212; Bourbon, cake mix, and flat beer<\/li>\n<li>Martinizer &#8212; Gin, vermouth, and carbon tetrachloride<\/li>\n<li>Mary Poppins &#8212; Vodka, tomato juice, and a spoonful of sugar<\/li>\n<li>Mexican Hairless &#8212; Tequila and Minoxidil<\/li>\n<li>Oil of Ole &#8212; Mazola and Sangria<\/li>\n<li>Peter, Paul, and Mary &#8212; Potassium nitrate, Paul Masson wine, and tomato juice<\/li>\n<li>Phillips&#8217; Screwdriver &#8212; Vodka, orange juice, and Milk of Magnesia<\/li>\n<li>Port in a Storm &#8212; Red wine and rainwater<\/li>\n<li>Quack Doctor &#8212; Cold duck and Dr. Pepper<\/li>\n<li>A Rum with a View &#8212; Bacardi and Visine<\/li>\n<li>Rum-Pole of the Bailey &#8212; Bacardi rum, Popov vodka, and Bailey&#8217;s Irish Cream<\/li>\n<li>Sake-to-me &#8212; Rice wine, punch, and nitrous oxide<\/li>\n<li>Scotch Tapeworm &#8212; Dewar&#8217;s and Mescal<\/li>\n<li>Shipwreck &#8212; Cutty Sark on the rocks<\/li>\n<li>Short Wave &#8212; Ripple in a shot glass, ginger, syrup, and pomegranate<\/li>\n<li>Sinead O&#8217;Connor &#8212; Irish whiskey and Nair<\/li>\n<li>Skid Roe &#8212; Muscatel and caviar<\/li>\n<li>Sour Kraut &#8212; Schnapps and lemon juice<\/li>\n<li>Sundae Driver &#8212; Vodka, orange juice, and ice cream<\/li>\n<li>Tequila Mockingbird &#8212; Jose Cuervo and birdseed<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Absolute Zero &#8212; Absolut vodka over frozen nitrogen Alexander the Grrreat &#8212; Gin, creme de cacao, and sweet cream over corn flakes American in Paris &#8212; Kentucky bourbon and champagne Black Sabbath &#8212; Kahlua and Mogen David wine Blind Faith &#8212; Wood alcohol and sacramental wine Blood Clot &#8212; Vodka, tomato juice, and Jell-O Bloody [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39],"tags":[1062,1553],"class_list":["post-2430","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-39","tag-new-drinks","tag-y2k"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2430","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2430"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2430\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2430"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2430"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2430"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}