On some air bases the military is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle.<\/p>\n
One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, “What time is it?”<\/p>\n
The tower responded, “Who is calling?”<\/p>\n
The aircraft replied, “What difference does it make?”<\/p>\n
The tower replied, “It makes a lot of difference.
\nIf you’re a United Airlines Flight, it’s 3 o’clock.
\nIf you’re an Air Force flight, it’s 1500.
\nIf you’re a Navy flight, it’s 6 bells.
\nIf you’re an Army flight, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3.
\nIf you’re a Marine Corps flight, it’s Thursday afternoon.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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