{"id":2406,"date":"2015-01-07T23:51:33","date_gmt":"2015-01-07T21:51:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2406"},"modified":"2015-01-07T23:51:33","modified_gmt":"2015-01-07T21:51:33","slug":"meal-standards-for-the-armed-forces","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2406","title":{"rendered":"Meal Standards for the Armed Forces"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<p><li>Marines<br \/>\nMeals, Ready-to-Eat 3 times a day.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Army<br \/>\nOne hot meal, 2 MRE&#8217;s.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Navy<br \/>\n3 hot meals.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Air Force<br \/>\nCatered meals prepared by the Galloping Gourmet, Julia Child, Wolfgang Puck and Emeril Legasse. All you can eat.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Marines Meals, Ready-to-Eat 3 times a day. Army One hot meal, 2 MRE&#8217;s. Navy 3 hot meals. Air Force Catered meals prepared by the Galloping Gourmet, Julia Child, Wolfgang Puck and Emeril Legasse. All you can eat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2406","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mil"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2406","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2406"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2406\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}