{"id":2400,"date":"2015-01-07T23:05:16","date_gmt":"2015-01-07T21:05:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2400"},"modified":"2015-01-07T23:05:16","modified_gmt":"2015-01-07T21:05:16","slug":"falcon-codes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2400","title":{"rendered":"Falcon Codes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Falcon Codes &#8211; a numerical code used to indicate one&#8217;s displeasure or to pass a rude comment over the radio or messages.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>801 &#8212; You&#8217;ve got to be shitting me.<\/li>\n<li>802 &#8212; Get off my f&#8212;ing back.<\/li>\n<li>803 &#8212; Beats the shit out of me.<\/li>\n<li>804 &#8212; What the f&#8212;.<\/li>\n<li>805 &#8212; I hate this f&#8212;ing place.<\/li>\n<li>806 &#8212; It&#8217;s so f&#8212;ing bad, I can&#8217;t believe it.<\/li>\n<li>807 &#8212; This place sucks.<\/li>\n<li>808 &#8212; F&#8212; you very much.<\/li>\n<li>809 &#8212; Lovely, simply f&#8212;ing lovely.<\/li>\n<li>810 &#8212; That damn club.<\/li>\n<li>811 &#8212; Beautiful, just f&#8212;ing beautiful.<\/li>\n<li>812 &#8212; F&#8212;, shit, piss.<\/li>\n<li>813 &#8212; Hair pie, fur burgers.<\/li>\n<li>814 &#8212; I just got screwed.<\/li>\n<li>815 &#8212; Big f&#8212;ing deal.<\/li>\n<li>816 &#8212; Hang it in your ear.<\/li>\n<li>817 &#8212; Get bent.<\/li>\n<li>818 &#8212; DILLIGAS (Do I Look Like I Give A Shit?).<\/li>\n<li>819 &#8212; I don&#8217;t give a shit.<\/li>\n<li>820 &#8212; Merry F&#8212;ing Christmas.<\/li>\n<li>821 &#8212; F&#8212; it, just f&#8212; it.<\/li>\n<li>822 &#8212; Hot shit.<\/li>\n<li>823 &#8212; Bitching.<\/li>\n<li>824 &#8212; Tell someone who gives a shit.<\/li>\n<li>825 &#8212; Don&#8217;t get f&#8212;ing wise.<\/li>\n<li>826 &#8212; I don&#8217;t give a f&#8212;.<\/li>\n<li>827 &#8212; Pardon me, sir, you obviously mistook me for someone who gives a shit.<\/li>\n<li>828 &#8212; I didn&#8217;t design the f&#8212;ing  thing. I just bought the f&#8212;ing thing.<\/li>\n<li>829 &#8212; Your ass sucks wind.<\/li>\n<li>830 &#8212; It won&#8217;t f&#8212;ing work.<\/li>\n<li>831 &#8212; Go pound sand up your ass.<\/li>\n<li>832 &#8212; F&#8212; off.<\/li>\n<li>833 &#8212; Who called this f&#8212;ing meeting.<\/li>\n<li>834 &#8212; FUBAR (F&#8212;ed Up Beyond All Repair).<\/li>\n<li>835 &#8212; Unf&#8212;ing Believable.<\/li>\n<li>836 &#8212; Adios mother f&#8212;er.<\/li>\n<li>837 &#8212; F&#8212; you.<\/li>\n<li>838 &#8212; No shit.<\/li>\n<li>839 &#8212; No f&#8212;ing shit.<\/li>\n<li>840 &#8212; Go to hell.<\/li>\n<li>841 &#8212; Ho, f&#8212;ing, ho.<\/li>\n<li>900 &#8212; Cool it.<\/li>\n<li>902 &#8212; I&#8217;m free this weekend.<\/li>\n<li>903 &#8212; Take your time. I don&#8217;t want to be stuck with this ass for lunch.<\/li>\n<li>904 &#8212; Help me dump this mother.<\/li>\n<li>905 &#8212; Let&#8217;s ball at lunch.<\/li>\n<li>906 &#8212; I&#8217;m free tonight.<\/li>\n<li>907 &#8212; Tied up with wife\/husband tonight.<\/li>\n<li>908 &#8212; Call me at home to come back to work.<\/li>\n<li>909 &#8212; Call back later. My wife\/husband is listening.<\/li>\n<li>910 &#8212; Let&#8217;s take off sick together.<\/li>\n<li>911 &#8212; Meet you at the motel.<\/li>\n<li>912 &#8212; Let&#8217;s snag them for tonight.<\/li>\n<li>913 &#8212; Can&#8217;t do better for now. At least they&#8217;ll be a fill in.<\/li>\n<li>914 &#8212; Let&#8217;s trade balling partners.<\/li>\n<li>915 &#8212; Is he\/she available?<\/li>\n<li>916 &#8212; Muddy field. Couldn&#8217;t play.<\/li>\n<li>917 &#8212; SNEAK (Situation Normal All Fucked Up).<\/li>\n<li>918 &#8212; Bullshit.<\/li>\n<li>919 &#8212; This frigging thing.<\/li>\n<li>920 &#8212; Tall boy day.<\/li>\n<li>921 &#8212; Joint session.<\/li>\n<li>922 &#8212; You pecker.<\/li>\n<li>923 &#8212; Cocks&#8212;er.<\/li>\n<li>924 &#8212; Plain obscene.<\/li>\n<li>925 &#8212; Nice ass.<\/li>\n<li>926 &#8212; If you can&#8217;t take a joke, f&#8212; ya.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Falcon Codes &#8211; a numerical code used to indicate one&#8217;s displeasure or to pass a rude comment over the radio or messages. 801 &#8212; You&#8217;ve got to be shitting me. 802 &#8212; Get off my f&#8212;ing back. 803 &#8212; Beats the shit out of me. 804 &#8212; What the f&#8212;. 805 &#8212; I hate this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[617,1318],"class_list":["post-2400","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mil","tag-falcon","tag-shorthand"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2400","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2400"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2400\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2400"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2400"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2400"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}