{"id":2398,"date":"2015-01-07T23:03:49","date_gmt":"2015-01-07T21:03:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2398"},"modified":"2015-01-07T23:03:49","modified_gmt":"2015-01-07T21:03:49","slug":"divert-your-course","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2398","title":{"rendered":"Divert Your Course!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Actual radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations, 10-10-95.<\/p>\n<hr width=\"50%\">\n<p>Station #1:  Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.<\/p>\n<p>Station #2:  Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to South to avoid a collision.<\/p>\n<p>Station #1:  This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.<\/p>\n<p>Station #2:  No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.<\/p>\n<p>Station #1. THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!<\/p>\n<p>Station #2. This is the Puget Sound lighthouse. It&#8217;s your call. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Actual radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations, 10-10-95. Station #1: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision. Station #2: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to South to avoid a collision. Station #1: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[921,1057],"class_list":["post-2398","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mil","tag-lighthouse","tag-navy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2398","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2398"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2398\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}