{"id":2396,"date":"2015-01-07T23:02:23","date_gmt":"2015-01-07T21:02:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2396"},"modified":"2015-01-07T23:02:23","modified_gmt":"2015-01-07T21:02:23","slug":"drill-sergeant-pick-up-lines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2396","title":{"rendered":"Drill Sergeant Pick-up Lines"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>&#8220;You make me hornier before 9 AM than most people do all day!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;What&#8217;s a pathetic weak piece of @#$%*!  like you doing in a !&#038;%#@$ dump like this??&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Drop trou and give me 20!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Care to accompany me on a quiet, romantic, moonlit beach for a 5-mile hike and a hundred push-ups?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Soldier, I&#8217;m admiring your strategic frontal mammary tissue mounds, two each.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Remember &#8216;An Officer and a Gentleman&#8217;?  I&#8217;m neither, baby.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;The penalty for being out of uniform is a spanking.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Wanna know why I&#8217;m called a &#8216;drill&#8217; sergeant?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Drop and give me 69!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Baby, you put the &#8216;fox&#8217; in &#8216;foxhole&#8217;.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;You&#8217;ll only have to give me one pushup soldier, if it&#8217;s your bra.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Your perfume reminds me of napalm in the morning.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Drop and give me 20 &#8212; on my lap.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Wanna help me get an &#8216;honorable discharge&#8217;?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Uncle Sam ain&#8217;t the only one who wants you.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;You make me hornier before 9 AM than most people do all day!&#8221; &#8220;What&#8217;s a pathetic weak piece of @#$%*! like you doing in a !&#038;%#@$ dump like this??&#8221; &#8220;Drop trou and give me 20!&#8221; &#8220;Care to accompany me on a quiet, romantic, moonlit beach for a 5-mile hike and a hundred push-ups?&#8221; &#8220;Soldier, I&#8217;m [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[1165],"class_list":["post-2396","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mil","tag-pickup-lines"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2396","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2396"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2396\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2396"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2396"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2396"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}