{"id":2386,"date":"2015-01-07T22:54:17","date_gmt":"2015-01-07T20:54:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2386"},"modified":"2015-01-07T22:54:17","modified_gmt":"2015-01-07T20:54:17","slug":"poor-herman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2386","title":{"rendered":"Poor Herman!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Forty-eight years ago, Herman James, a Tennessee mountain man, was drafted by the Army.<\/p>\n<p>On his first day in boot camp, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon, an Army barber sheared his head.<\/p>\n<p>On his second day, the Army issued him a tooth brush. That afternoon, an Army dentist yanked several of his teeth.<\/p>\n<p>On his third day, he was issued a jock strap&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The Army is still looking for him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Forty-eight years ago, Herman James, a Tennessee mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in boot camp, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon, an Army barber sheared his head. On his second day, the Army issued him a tooth brush. That afternoon, an Army dentist yanked several of his [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[156,539],"class_list":["post-2386","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mil","tag-army","tag-draftee"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2386","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2386"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2386\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}