{"id":2365,"date":"2015-01-06T22:12:34","date_gmt":"2015-01-06T20:12:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2365"},"modified":"2015-01-06T22:12:34","modified_gmt":"2015-01-06T20:12:34","slug":"microsofts-upgrades","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2365","title":{"rendered":"Microsoft&#8217;s Upgrades"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After first seeing Microsoft&#8217;s slogan for its Windows XP operating system, &#8220;it just works,&#8221; I couldn&#8217;t help wondering: what were the slogans for all the previous releases? After thinking about it for a while, they became obvious.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Windows 1.0: Good joke, eh?<\/li>\n<li>Windows 2.0: Still funny, isn&#8217;t it?<\/li>\n<li>Windows 286: Yeah, we&#8217;re still kidding.<\/li>\n<li>Windows 386: Going boldly where Desqview has been for years.<\/li>\n<li>Windows 3.0: It&#8217;s finally worth buying!<\/li>\n<li>Windows 3.1:It&#8217;s finally worth using!<\/li>\n<li>Windows 95:Going boldly where the Mac has been for years.<\/li>\n<li>Windows 98:More usable! Less stable!<\/li>\n<li>Windows 98SE:More stable! Less usable!<\/li>\n<li>Windows ME:Less usable AND less stable!<\/li>\n<li>NT 1.0:Give me more hardware! NOW!!!<\/li>\n<li>NT 2.0:Darn it, I said MORE HARDWARE!!! NOW!!!!<\/li>\n<li>NT 3.0: Which part of &#8220;more hardware&#8221; do you not understand?<\/li>\n<li>NT 3.5: With enough hardware, I&#8217;d work. Honest.<\/li>\n<li>NT 4.0: Does less than Win98 with twice the hardware at one-half the speed.<\/li>\n<li>Windows 2K: Works almost as well as Windows 98! Honest!<\/li>\n<li>Windows XP:It just works.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After first seeing Microsoft&#8217;s slogan for its Windows XP operating system, &#8220;it just works,&#8221; I couldn&#8217;t help wondering: what were the slogans for all the previous releases? After thinking about it for a while, they became obvious. Windows 1.0: Good joke, eh? Windows 2.0: Still funny, isn&#8217;t it? Windows 286: Yeah, we&#8217;re still kidding. Windows [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37],"tags":[1005,1104,1325],"class_list":["post-2365","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-micro","tag-microsoft","tag-operating-systems","tag-slogans"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2365","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2365"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2365\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2365"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2365"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2365"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}