{"id":2344,"date":"2015-01-06T20:32:40","date_gmt":"2015-01-06T18:32:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2344"},"modified":"2015-01-06T20:32:40","modified_gmt":"2015-01-06T18:32:40","slug":"microsoft-bathroom-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2344","title":{"rendered":"Microsoft Bathroom Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The following were found scribbled into the stall wall at Microsoft, courtesy of MAD magazine. <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Bill Gates downloads here<\/li>\n<p><li>Where do you want to go today?<br \/>\nIn the crapper!<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<li>Microsoft Word Speelchecker RULES!<\/li>\n<li>Do not flush mouse pads down the toilet!<\/li>\n<li>To flush, press handle.  You do not need to hold Control, ALT and Delete at the same time.<\/li>\n<p><li>The Basic Program<br \/>\n10: Enter<br \/>\n20: Lower Pants<br \/>\n30: Try real hard<br \/>\n40: If nothing, then goto 30<br \/>\n50: If something then goto 60<br \/>\n60: Wipe Butt<br \/>\n70: Exit<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Stop writing these mindless jokes and childish insults on the walls!<br \/>\nYeah, that&#8217;s what the internet is for!<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Why cant B*ll G*tes get dates?<br \/>\nBecause he&#8217;s Microsoft<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>-Rajeey has a 3 1\/2 inch floppy! &#8211; Carl<br \/>\n-Carl still plays with his wang! &#8211; Rajeev<br \/>\n-Yeah, well you both program in DOS &#8211; Fred<br \/>\n-Byte me! &#8211; Rajeev and Carl<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<li>Your mother&#8217;s so fat, it took me 25 minutes to download a picture of her from the web!<\/li>\n<li>For a good time, e-mail SUZIE@ohmygod\/Im\/about\/tohave\/an.org<\/li>\n<li>IBM we all BM<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The following were found scribbled into the stall wall at Microsoft, courtesy of MAD magazine. Bill Gates downloads here Where do you want to go today? In the crapper! Microsoft Word Speelchecker RULES! Do not flush mouse pads down the toilet! To flush, press handle. You do not need to hold Control, ALT and Delete [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37],"tags":[207,1005],"class_list":["post-2344","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-micro","tag-bathroom-graffiti","tag-microsoft"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2344","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2344"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2344\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2344"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2344"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2344"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}