{"id":2340,"date":"2015-01-06T20:29:31","date_gmt":"2015-01-06T18:29:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2340"},"modified":"2015-01-06T20:29:31","modified_gmt":"2015-01-06T18:29:31","slug":"microsofts-tv-ad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2340","title":{"rendered":"Microsoft&#8217;s TV Ad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The classically-minded among us may have noted a new TV ad for Microsoft&#8217;s Internet  Explorer e-mail program which uses the musical theme of the &#8220;Confutatis Maledictis&#8221; from  Mozart&#8217;s Requiem. <\/P><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Where do you want to go today?&#8221; is the cheery line on the screen, while the chorus sings &#8220;Confutatis maledictis, flammis acribus addictis,&#8221; which translates to: &#8220;When the accursed have been confounded, And given over to the bitter flames.&#8221;  Which basically means: &#8220;When the accursed have been damned, and sent to Hell.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Go Microsoft!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The classically-minded among us may have noted a new TV ad for Microsoft&#8217;s Internet Explorer e-mail program which uses the musical theme of the &#8220;Confutatis Maledictis&#8221; from Mozart&#8217;s Requiem. &#8220;Where do you want to go today?&#8221; is the cheery line on the screen, while the chorus sings &#8220;Confutatis maledictis, flammis acribus addictis,&#8221; which translates to: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37],"tags":[1005,1468],"class_list":["post-2340","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-micro","tag-microsoft","tag-tv-ad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2340","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2340"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2340\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}