Patron: Waiter!
\nWaiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support.
\nWaiter. What seems to be the problem?<\/p>\n
Patron: There’s a fly in my soup!
\nWaiter: Try again, maybe the fly won’t be there this time.
\nPatron: No, it’s still there.
\nWaiter: Maybe it’s the way you’re using the soup. Try eating it with a fork instead.
\nPatron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.<\/p>\n
Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl. What kind of bowl are you using?
\nPatron: A SOUP bowl!<\/p>\n
Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it’s a configuration problem. How was the bowl set up?
\nPatron: You brought it to me on a saucer. What has that to do with the fly in my soup?!<\/p>\n
Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?
\nPatron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!<\/p>\n
Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?
\nPatron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day??
\nWaiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.
\nPatron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?
\nWaiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.
\nPatron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I’m running late now.<\/p>\n
[waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check]<\/p>\n
Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.
\nPatron: This is potato soup.
\nWaiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn’t ready yet.
\nPatron: Well, I’m so hungry now, I’ll eat anything.<\/p>\n
[waiter leaves.]<\/p>\n
Patron: Waiter! There’s a gnat in my soup!<\/p>\n
The check:<\/p>\n
Soup of the Day . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $5.00
\nUpgrade to newer Soup of the Day . . $2.50
\nAccess to support . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $1.00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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