{"id":2307,"date":"2015-01-06T17:13:49","date_gmt":"2015-01-06T15:13:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2307"},"modified":"2015-01-06T17:13:49","modified_gmt":"2015-01-06T15:13:49","slug":"helping-mr-bill","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2307","title":{"rendered":"Helping Mr. Bill"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For those who are unaware as yet, your friend and mine Mr Bill Gates was hit in the face with a cream pie while in Brussels recently.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;Brussels police department, how may I assist you?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Uh.. yes.. I just got hit in the face with a cream pie.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Okay, sir. Have you called the Brussels police department before?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;No&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Well, let me get a little information about you for our records. Your name?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Bill Gates&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Country?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;The USA&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Native language?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;English&#8221;<\/li>\n<p><li>&#8220;Okay, sir. Your police department ID number is BP31415927. Please use this number the next time you call. Now, you say you were hit in the face<br \/>\nwith a pie?&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<li>&#8220;Yes, I was just about to meet with the Belgian Prime Minister. One person distracted me while another hit me with a cream pie.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;We&#8217;ve had other customers report that they were hit in the face with a custard pie. Are you sure it was a cream pie?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Well, I have white stuff all over my face and I don&#8217;t see any custard, so I really don&#8217;t think it was a custard pie.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Have you visited the Prime Minister before?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Yes&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Were you hit in the face with a pie then?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;No&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Hmm&#8230; have you visited any other Prime Ministers in the past month?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Yes&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Any pies then?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;No&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Okay, well.. let&#8217;s try something. Go outside the building and come in again. I&#8217;ll wait.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Just a minute..&#8221; &lt;&lt;CLICK&gt;&gt;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For those who are unaware as yet, your friend and mine Mr Bill Gates was hit in the face with a cream pie while in Brussels recently. &#8220;Brussels police department, how may I assist you?&#8221; &#8220;Uh.. yes.. I just got hit in the face with a cream pie.&#8221; &#8220;Okay, sir. Have you called the Brussels [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37],"tags":[235,285,1166],"class_list":["post-2307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-micro","tag-bill-gates","tag-brussels","tag-pie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2307"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2307\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}