{"id":2305,"date":"2015-01-06T17:12:04","date_gmt":"2015-01-06T15:12:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2305"},"modified":"2015-01-06T17:12:04","modified_gmt":"2015-01-06T15:12:04","slug":"the-bill-gates-song","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2305","title":{"rendered":"The Bill Gates Song"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\">(To the Tune of &#8220;the Christmas Song&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>Netscape roasting on an open fire,<br \/>\nApple begging on its knees,<br \/>\nPhoto popping up on Time magazine,<br \/>\nYes, Bill Gates dreams of days like these!<\/p>\n<p>Everybody knows he&#8217;s never fully satisfied,<br \/>\nThrows himself behind each task,<br \/>\nWorld dominion is his company&#8217;s goal.<br \/>\nWell, hey, is that so much to ask?<\/p>\n<p><P>He knows the world is in his sway,<br \/>\nWe&#8217;ll buy whatever software he might toss our way,<br \/>\nWe&#8217;ll surf his Internet, watch his TV,<br \/>\nHe&#8217;ll take us anywhere we ask him&#8211;for a fee.<\/P><\/p>\n<p><P>And so we&#8217;re offering this simple prayer,<br \/>\nTo Bill and all his MS grunts:<br \/>\nSince we all follow any standard you write,<br \/>\nMake it good, please,<br \/>\nMake it good, please,<br \/>\nMake it good, please, just once!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(To the Tune of &#8220;the Christmas Song&#8221;) Netscape roasting on an open fire, Apple begging on its knees, Photo popping up on Time magazine, Yes, Bill Gates dreams of days like these! Everybody knows he&#8217;s never fully satisfied, Throws himself behind each task, World dominion is his company&#8217;s goal. Well, hey, is that so much [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37],"tags":[235,1337],"class_list":["post-2305","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-micro","tag-bill-gates","tag-song"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2305","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2305"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2305\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2305"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2305"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2305"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}