{"id":2303,"date":"2015-01-06T17:10:32","date_gmt":"2015-01-06T15:10:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2303"},"modified":"2015-01-06T17:10:32","modified_gmt":"2015-01-06T15:10:32","slug":"entries-from-bill-gates-diary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2303","title":{"rendered":"Entries from Bill Gates&#8217; Diary"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Invited entire tech support department to play golf. Brought Melissa to complete the foursome.<\/li>\n<li>Steve Jobs started work today. The silverware looks great, but he doesn&#8217;t do windows &#8212; yet.<\/li>\n<li>The baby cries constantly. Maybe I&#8217;ll buy Fisher-Price.<\/li>\n<li>Bought my first Macintosh. It&#8217;s sooooo cute!<\/li>\n<li>Good day. Found over 15 bucks&#8217; worth of soda cans in the trash bins outside Microsoft headquarters.<\/li>\n<li>Bad day. Ellison sent back the heads of two of the three hitmen I hired, along with a note saying he ate the third one whole.<\/li>\n<li>Still ahead of Murdoch and Eisner. Yes!<\/li>\n<li>Reminder: 35-cent Snapple coupon expires in two days!<\/li>\n<li>Memo to self: Next time, when my wife says we need to buy china, she means dishes.<\/li>\n<li>Ran into Demi and Bruce. Upped my offer to a billion dollars.<\/li>\n<li>Seventh day: Rested.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Invited entire tech support department to play golf. Brought Melissa to complete the foursome. Steve Jobs started work today. The silverware looks great, but he doesn&#8217;t do windows &#8212; yet. The baby cries constantly. Maybe I&#8217;ll buy Fisher-Price. Bought my first Macintosh. It&#8217;s sooooo cute! Good day. Found over 15 bucks&#8217; worth of soda cans [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37],"tags":[235,507],"class_list":["post-2303","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-micro","tag-bill-gates","tag-diary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2303","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2303"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2303\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2303"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}