{"id":2301,"date":"2015-01-06T16:02:36","date_gmt":"2015-01-06T14:02:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2301"},"modified":"2015-01-06T16:02:36","modified_gmt":"2015-01-06T14:02:36","slug":"will-the-real-bill-gates-please-stand-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2301","title":{"rendered":"Will the Real Bill Gates.. Please Stand Up!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The real name of &#8220;the&#8221; Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III. Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates III. By converting the letters of his current name to the ASCII-values and adding his (III), you get the following:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>B &#8212; 66<\/li>\n<li>I &#8212; 73<\/li>\n<li>L &#8212; 76<\/li>\n<li>L &#8212; 76<\/li>\n<li>G &#8212; 71<\/li>\n<li>A &#8212; 65<\/li>\n<li>T &#8212; 84<\/li>\n<li>E &#8212; 69<\/li>\n<li>S &#8212; 83<\/li>\n<li>I &#8212; 1<\/li>\n<li>I &#8212; 1<\/li>\n<li>I &#8212; 1<\/li>\n<li>Add them all together and you get&#8230; 666!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Some might ask, &#8220;How did Bill Gates get so powerful?&#8221; Coincidence? Or just the beginning of mankind&#8217;s ultimate and total enslavement??? Before you decide, consider the following:<\/p>\n<p>MS &#8211; DOS 6.21 = 77+83+45+68+79+83+32+54+46+50+49 = 666<\/p>\n<p>WINDOWS 95 = 87+73+78+68+79+87+83+57+53+1 = 666<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The real name of &#8220;the&#8221; Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III. Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates III. By converting the letters of his current name to the ASCII-values and adding his (III), you get the following: B &#8212; 66 I &#8212; 73 L &#8212; 76 L &#8212; 76 G &#8212; 71 A [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37],"tags":[235,973],"class_list":["post-2301","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-micro","tag-bill-gates","tag-math"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2301","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2301"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2301\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2301"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2301"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2301"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}