Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation. They got on the topic of their occupation and each stated who they liked to operate on.<\/p>\n
The first doctor said, “I like to work on electricians.”<\/p>\n
“Why?” the others replied.<\/p>\n
He answered, “When you open them up, they are all color coded so you know where everything goes.”<\/p>\n
The second doctor said, “I like to work on librarians.”<\/p>\n
“Why?” the other doctors asked.<\/p>\n
He replied, “Librarians are all organized in a sophisticated pattern.”<\/p>\n
The third doctor said, “Well, I like to work on lawyers.”<\/p>\n
“Lawyers?!” replied the others suprised.<\/p>\n
“Yes, Lawyers” he stated.<\/p>\n
“But why?” they asked him.<\/p>\n
“Well, they are gutless, they have no spine, and their heads and butts are interchangable.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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