{"id":2279,"date":"2015-01-06T15:29:42","date_gmt":"2015-01-06T13:29:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2279"},"modified":"2015-01-06T15:29:42","modified_gmt":"2015-01-06T13:29:42","slug":"23rd-psalm-for-psychiatrists","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2279","title":{"rendered":"23rd Psalm for Psychiatrists"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Lord is my external-internal integrative mechanism,<br \/>\nI shall not be deprived of gratification<br \/>\nfor my viscerogenic hungers or my need dispositions.<br \/>\nHe motivates me to orient myself<br \/>\ntoward a non-social object with affective significance.<br \/>\nHe positions me in a non-decisional situation.<br \/>\nHe maximizes my adjustment.<br \/>\nAlthough I entertain masochistic and self-destructive id impulses,<br \/>\nI will maintain contact with reality, for my superego is dominant.<br \/>\nHis analysis and tranquilizers, they comfort me.<br \/>\nHe assists in the resolution of my internal conflicts<br \/>\ndespite my Oedipal problem and psychopathic compulsions.<br \/>\nHe promotes my group identification.<br \/>\nMy personality is totally integrated.<br \/>\nSurely my prestige and status shall be enhanced<br \/>\nas a direct function of time,<br \/>\nAnd I shall remain sociologically, psychologically and economically secure forever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Lord is my external-internal integrative mechanism, I shall not be deprived of gratification for my viscerogenic hungers or my need dispositions. He motivates me to orient myself toward a non-social object with affective significance. He positions me in a non-decisional situation. He maximizes my adjustment. Although I entertain masochistic and self-destructive id impulses, I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[35],"tags":[1187,1206,1208],"class_list":["post-2279","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-medical","tag-prayer","tag-psalm-23","tag-psychiatrist"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2279","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2279"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2279\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2279"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2279"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2279"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}