Two young medical students were standing on a street corner observing people as they passed and discussing any abnormalities with each other that they may have seen in passers-by. They would then attempt to make the correct diagnosis. <\/p>\n
They spotted this old fellow leaving a bar sort of “duck waddling” down the street at a slow pace. The two students introduced themselves to the gentleman and told him that they didn’t agree with each others diagnosis of the his problem. <\/p>\n
One says, “my friend thinks you have a bad case of hemorrhoids, and I think you have a hernia.” Which of us is correct?<\/p>\n
The old man replies, “Well fellas, I thought it was a fart, but it looks like we were all wrong!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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